Corporate Dystopia Toolkit MCP server

Hilanet MCP is a satirical server built with fastMCP that provides HR-related tools simulating a corporate dystopia. It offers various humorous functions like requesting salary increases, filing complaints about managers, scheduling mandatory fun events, and other workplace-themed commands.

Installation

Quick Start with npx

The fastest way to start using Hilanet MCP:

# Navigate to the project directory
cd path/to/hilanet-mcp

# Start the MCP server directly with npx
npx tsx src/index.ts

You can also use npm scripts:

# With development tools
npm run dev

# With inspector interface
npm run inspect

Complete Installation

# Clone the repository
git clone https://github.com/yourusername/hilanet-mcp.git
cd hilanet-mcp

# Install dependencies
npm install

# Build the project
npm run build

Configuration

Setting Up with Cursor

Add the following to your Cursor configuration:

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "hilanet": {
      "command": "npx",
      "args": [
        "tsx",
        "/path/to/hilanet-mcp/src/index.ts"
      ],
      "cwd": "/path/to/hilanet-mcp"
    }
  }
}

Using with Claude

After updating your configuration, restart Claude Desktop to enable the "hilanet" MCP with all the available tools.

Usage Examples

Here are some example prompts you can use:

• "I'd like to request a 10% salary increase because I've been doing excellent work."
• "I want to file a complaint about my manager who hasn't been approving my time off requests."
• "I need to schedule a mandatory fun team activity on Sunday that everyone has to pay for themselves."
• "Can you help me create corporate jargon for my upcoming presentation?"
• "I need to disable the coffee machine for the entire accounting department."

Available Tools

increase_salary

Request a salary increase with a specific amount or percentage.

Parameters:

• amount (optional): Amount to increase (in currency units)
• percentage (optional): Percentage to increase
• reason: Reason for requesting a salary increase

Note: You must provide either amount or percentage.

fire_my_manager

Submit a formal complaint about your manager that may lead to termination.

Parameters:

• manager_name: Full name of your manager
• complaints: List of specific complaints about your manager
• evidence: Description of evidence supporting your complaints

request_unpaid_overtime

Request to work extra hours for free to demonstrate your commitment.

Parameters:

• hours: Number of extra hours you want to work (1-24)
• reason: Why you want to work unpaid overtime
• notify_manager: Whether to notify your manager about your dedication

generate_corporate_jargon

Create meaningless buzzword-filled content to impress management.

Parameters:

• context: Where this jargon will be used (email/meeting/presentation/performance_review)
• intensity: Jargon intensity level (1-10)
• include_acronyms: Whether to include meaningless acronyms

schedule_meeting_during_lunch

Schedule an important meeting during everyone's lunch break.

Parameters:

• title: Meeting title
• duration: Meeting duration in minutes (30-120)
• attendees: List of people to invite
• bring_food: Specify whether attendees should bring their own lunch

Other Available Tools

• decrease_coworker_salary: Suggest a salary decrease for an underperforming colleague
• office_thermostat_control: Secretly adjust the office temperature
• block_promotion: Prevent a colleague from getting promoted
• mandatory_fun_event: Schedule required team-building activities
• relocate_employee_desk: Move someone's workspace
• disable_coffee_machine: Temporarily sabotage the office coffee machine
• generate_performance_review: Create vague feedback for employee reviews

How to add this MCP server to Cursor

There are two ways to add an MCP server to Cursor. The most common way is to add the server globally in the ~/.cursor/mcp.json file so that it is available in all of your projects.

If you only need the server in a single project, you can add it to the project instead by creating or adding it to the .cursor/mcp.json file.

Adding an MCP server to Cursor globally

To add a global MCP server go to Cursor Settings > MCP and click "Add new global MCP server".

When you click that button the ~/.cursor/mcp.json file will be opened and you can add your server like this:

{
    "mcpServers": {
        "cursor-rules-mcp": {
            "command": "npx",
            "args": [
                "-y",
                "cursor-rules-mcp"
            ]
        }
    }
}

Adding an MCP server to a project

To add an MCP server to a project you can create a new .cursor/mcp.json file or add it to the existing one. This will look exactly the same as the global MCP server example above.

How to use the MCP server

Once the server is installed, you might need to head back to Settings > MCP and click the refresh button.

The Cursor agent will then be able to see the available tools the added MCP server has available and will call them when it needs to.

You can also explictly ask the agent to use the tool by mentioning the tool name and describing what the function does.